Wednesday, January 23, 2013

why multitasking with a toddler can be deadly

scene: i walk into the kitchen to get my lunch, where duke is sitting curled up on the floor. bella follows me in, expecting her lunch too.

me: "you're a good boy dukie. such a sweety. except when you crap on the floor. that's not so sweet."

{i go to dish bella's food, giving her more than i intended.}

me: "shoot"

bella: "mommy, don't SHOOT him! he doesn't poopy on the floor on purpose!"

that really happened. and yes he does.

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